BiG NeOn LEtTeRs
"He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed."
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “
Male Novelist Jokes.
promise you won't tell anyone
*tells my mom*