People won’t forget about you.
People will remember.
People will ask questions.
You were whole once.
And they remember.
And they are mad.
And they want to know where you went.
Wonderland isn’t real.
The deep, dark forest you’ve crawled into
is an eye sore of epic proportions.
They can see you from the road as they drive passed
and some of them will care enough to stop.
They are going to stop you.
You are not invisible.
You are a fool.
1. While he’s washing his chest, stand behind him and press your soaped up boobs against his back. Then reach around and teasingly stroke his upper thighs. All that anticipation combined with the lukewarm water will up his blood flow to his package, meaning he’ll be really (really) turned on.
shower=easy. clawfooted bathtub=hilariously difficult.